Fatty
Meets Jimmy Rabbit
Written by: Arthur Scott Bailey,
1915
Recorded by: Patricia Thornton-Houser

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For
once Fatty Coon was not hungry. He had eaten so much of Farmer
Green's corn that he felt as if he could not swallow
another mouthful.
He was strolling
homewards
through the woods
when someone called to him. It was Jimmy Rabbit.
"Where
are you going, Fatty?" Jimmy Rabbit asked.
"Home!"
said Fatty.
"Are you
hungry?" Jimmy Rabbit asked anxiously.
"I should
say not!" Fatty answered. "I've just had the finest meal
I ever ate in my life."
Jimmy Rabbit
seemed to be relieved
to hear that. "Come on over and play," he said. "My
brother and I are playing barbershop
over in the old sycamore
tree; and we need you."
"All right!"
said Fatty. It was not often that any of the smaller forest-people
were willing to play with him, because generally Fatty couldn't
help getting hungry and then he usually tried to eat his playmates.
"What do you need me for?" Fatty asked, as he trudged
along beside Jimmy Rabbit.
"We need
you for the barber's
pole," Jimmy explained.
"You can come inside the hollow
tree and stick
your tail
out through a hole.
It will make a fine barber's pole--though the stripes
DO run the wrong way, to be sure."
Fatty Coon
was greatly pleased.
He looked around at his tail and felt very proud.
"I've
got a beautiful tail--haven't I?" he asked.
"Um--yes!"
Jimmy Rabbit replied, "though I must say it isn't one that
I would care for myself... But come along! There may be people waiting
to get their hair cut."
Sure
enough! When they reached
the make-believe
barbershop there was a gray squirrel
inside, and Jimmy Rabbit's brother was busily
snipping
the fur
off Mr. Squirrel's head.
"How much
do you charge for a haircut?" Fatty asked.
"Oh, that
depends!" Jimmy Rabbit said. "Mr. Squirrel will pay
us six cabbage
leaves. But if we were to cut your hair we'd have to ask more. We'd
want a dozen
cabbage leaves, at
least."
"Well,
don't I get anything for the use of my tail?" Fatty asked.
He had already stuck it out through the hole; and he had half a
mind to pull it in again.
Jimmy Rabbit
and his brother whispered
together for a few moments.
"I'll
tell you what we'll do," Jimmy said. "If you'll let us
use your tail for the barber's pole, we'll cut your hair for
free. Isn't that fair enough?"
Fatty Coon
was satisfied.
But he insisted
that Jimmy begin to cut his hair at
once.
"I'm doing
my part of the work now," he
pointed out. "So there's no reason why you shouldn't do
yours."
With that Jimmy
Rabbit began. He clipped
and snipped
at Fatty's head, pausing
now and then to see the effect. He smiled once
in a while, behind Fatty's back, because Fatty certainly did
look funny with his fur all ragged
and uneven.
"Moustache
trimmed?"
Jimmy Rabbit asked, when he had finished with Fatty's head.
"Certainly--of
course!" Fatty Coon answered. And pretty soon Fatty's long
white moustache lay on the floor of the barber-shop. Fatty felt
a bit uneasy
as he looked down and saw his beautiful moustache lying at his feet.
"You haven't cut it too short, I hope," he said.
"No, indeed!"
Jimmy Rabbit assured
him. "It's the very latest style."
"What
on earth has happened to you?" Mrs. Coon cried,--when Fatty
reached home that night. "Have you been in a fire?"
"It's
the latest style, Mother," Fatty told her. "At least,
that's what Jimmy Rabbit says." He felt the least bit uneasy
again.
"Did you
let that Jimmy Rabbit do that to you?" Mrs. Coon asked.
Fatty hung
his head. He said nothing at all. But his mother knew.
"Well!
you ARE a sight!"
she exclaimed.
"It will be months before you look like my child again. I shall
be ashamed
to go anywhere with you."
Fatty Coon
felt very foolish.
And there was just one thing that kept him from crying. And THAT
was THIS: he made
up his mind that when he played barbershop with Jimmy Rabbit
again he would get
even with him.
But when the
next day came, Fatty couldn't find Jimmy Rabbit and his brother
anywhere. They kept out of sight. But they had told all the other
forest-people about the trick
they had played on Fatty Coon. And everywhere Fatty went he heard
nothing but hoots
and jeers
and laughs. He felt very silly.
And he wished that he might meet Jimmy Rabbit and his brother.
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